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Man killed for hitting bum note

A Filipino man has been killed for singing out of tune at a karaoke bar. Philippines clearly leading the world in karaoke policy making.

The man, Romy Baligula, was ripping through some stirring pop classics at the Jullives “videoke” bar, when a security guard took offence to his bold interpretations and began an argument that ended with him shooting Baligula in the chest with a .38 revolver.

“Sure people are going to criticise me for perhaps taking things a tad too far” said the security guard, “but what the media won’t do is report the positives. Not one person in the bar screwed up the lyrics to “Livin’ On A Prayer” again after that, and the rendition of “Wake Me Up Before You Go Go” from the girls at table 29 was in my opinion, even better than the original”.

Sparred on by the media frenzy, Sony Playstation Philippines have rushed out a press release announcing that the next version of the ever popular Singstar game will now be packaged with a boning knife, a miniature Glock, and a large hessian sack.

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