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06/06/06

The idiots are winning


This photo pretty much sums up what is on everyone’s mind here at the moment. There are idiots everywhere driving around with England flags hanging out of their cars. People actually wear football kit in the street. Soon there will be face painting and all will be lost. At first I thought it was cool, and now all I can think of is a million Aussie yobs shouting “Aussie Aussie Aussie Oi Oi Oi” isn’t even going to measure up to the rampant chavism that is about the pour down on this country like a pint of Snakebite on a mock tudor bar. Even if England don’t win, it will no doubt be a victory for the idiots.

That said, I can’t bloody wait. As soon as Australia gets knocked out… Eng-ga-land!!!

ps – Sorry I haven’t posted for a while. The reason is… meh who cares.

  1. Just stay indoors ‘til the whole thing blows over.

    Nikki    06/06/06    #
  2. You are a man of hypocrisy. You love it. You are there to witness it so you can bitch about it …..... In ten years from now you will be like “world cup 2006 – when Englan won , I was there and it was awesome…...” ad-mit-it.
    It is like me who once hated Little Lleyton Hewitt. I was a hater who had to become a believer when Pat Rafter decided getting his kit off with a a more entertianing ball sport.

    chuck    07/06/06    #
  3. Oh I wish I was there. I went to the ‘friendly’ football game in Melbourne the other week and in a crowd of 95,301 I even picked up a Greek boy and now we are eloping to Greece and will manage his Grandfathers olive orchard. It’s funny how these things work out. If I had been in England I may have picked up a boy from Birmingham and we probably would have eloped and would now be running his Grandfathers Fish and Chip shop.Hmmm life’s a funny funny thing. Must dash, the olives call….

    Holly Giannnapolasisis    10/06/06    #
  4. you think it’s bad now…wait until england lose!! take your camera, because big fat beer swilling men crying in the street does not come around every day.

    mariane    19/06/06    #

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