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13/03/07

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It’s good to know what people really think about you on your last day at work. Only person I know who got booed at his farewell speech. Ah Kodak moments, everlasting memories…

  1. Well, it could have been worse, at least they didn’t call you a ch*v c^nt.
    That would have been shite.
    Looking fwd to seeing you again, wanker.
    ;-)

    Capn    14/03/07    #
  2. It has taken you 7.5 months to write that ? You are a wanker!

    -CB

    chuck    17/03/07    #
  3. Chris, I couldn’t make your leaving do mate, you may or may not had noticed… I sort of in a metrosexual way hoped you’d shed a tear into your VB at my non-appearance, as we had many good moments of banter over the Cannon photocopier when I was waiting for my print-outs…we never did have that final pint…I done you a card though..where I put your face on that gay bloke.

    I hope this helps.

    ps…’wanker’ was harsh…’Smelly arse Antipodean cunt’ would have sufficed

    Good luck….write soon..

    Steve    19/03/07    #
  4. Yes, indeed, write something soon Dealy! Even JT is a better, well – let’s just say “more frequent”, blogger than you!

    Cap'n    21/03/07    #
  5. Sorry Steve, we didn’t have enough letters. Plus Andy doesn’t know how to say Apitobeyan or whatever.

    To everyone else, yeah it took me seven months to write that. But damn, it was worth it. Blogging blows anyway. I’m all about Web 3.0 now.

    Chris    27/03/07    #
  6. They did, only not to your face!

    Chav Cunt    06/04/07    #

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